Brian Berrebbi

Last night a my friend had a birthday party at the club Slate....

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 17:07:00 -0400

Last night a my friend had a birthday party at the club Slate. Unbeknownst to us, there was another party there too, the party celebrating the release for the Get A Bangin Body exercise book and DVD by The City Gym Boys

There were many shirtless black men standing around.

My friend and colleague, actress Stevie Steele wanted a picture with them, but was too shy to ask, so i pretended to be her boyfriend and asked all these guys to pose with her.

Then they demanded a photo with me.

Okay, actually, i thought it would be hilarious, to have a picture of me surrounded by buff shirtless buff black men. And i told Stevie to tell the guys she wanted a picture of me with them, and i acted like i was so embarrassed, thought secretly all i wanted was a cool looking photo. However my plan immediately backfired, as these guys were a step ahead of me. What proceeded the next 5 minutes was these guys trying to get me to take my shirt off, and people taking pictures of the awkward nervous white guy surrounded by these physically intimidating examples of the Bigger Better Body system, as they tried to get me to take my shirt off.

Unfortunately, Stevie ran off with my camera, and the only evidence I have is this photo someone else in the crowd snapped.

Then my writing partner/best friend/nemesis Sean Hart (@seanmichaelhart) joined in in trying to get me to take my shirt off in the crowded club party, surrounded by my agents and fellow actors.

It went on seemingly forever.

What is the lesson learned? Never ask Stevie Steele to take a photo of a once in a lifetime moment, and never think you can pull one over on the City Gym Boys.

@seanmichaelhart @citygymboys @markgessnerlive @melb_o

Party Favors (Taken with instagram)

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 03:12:10 -0400

Party Favors (Taken with instagram)

Alf, Alf & Alf (Taken with instagram)

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 03:09:36 -0400

Alf, Alf & Alf (Taken with instagram)

hellogiggles: Ruby’s Corner: AN ODE TO AMY POND AND THE...

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 20:31:45 -0400

hellogiggles:

Ruby’s Corner: AN ODE TO AMY POND AND THE DOCTOR

by Ruby Karp

New artwork! “Bad Guys of My Youth Doodle” from the “Doodles”...

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 16:57:00 -0400

New artwork!
“Bad Guys of My Youth Doodle” from the “Doodles” series
marker, pen

$20,000.00

*new drawings posted every Thursday, more often if i feel like it.

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ART I MADE - “Self Portrait w/ Ski Hat” from the...

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 13:32:06 -0400

ART I MADE - “Self Portrait w/ Ski Hat” from the “Self-Portaits from College” series

sharpie

$1000.00

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Poems I Wrote My Freshman Year, No. 5 - Leaky Faucet

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 10:00:05 -0400

from “Poems I Wrote My Freshman Year of College” series, “Leaky Faucet” by Brian Berrebbi

*new poem posted every Tuesday, or more often as i feel like it.

LEAKY FAUCEY

     plip
I have a leaky faucet
     plop
in the upstairs bathroom
     plip
third door on the right
     plop
right next to my room
     plip
i’m the only one that hears it
     plop
all night,
     plip
it keeps me up
     plop
a slow torture
     plip
I haven’t slept in weeks
     plop
sometimes i think i’m hearing things
     plip
sometimes it stops

but just for a little while
     plop
I changed the washer and it didn’t stop
     plip
I replaced the faucet and it didn’t stop
     plop
I had a plumber change the pipes and it didn’t stop
     plip
I bought a new house and it didn’t stop
     plop
Nothing stops it.
     plip
It’s driving me insane.
     plop
I have a leaky faucet
     plip
in my head
     plop

Jack Daniel Pecan pie and Carrot Raisin Cheesecake. That’s...

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 22:32:51 -0400

Jack Daniel Pecan pie and Carrot Raisin Cheesecake. That’s why they call me Brian “Two Desserts” Berrebbi

ART I MADE - from the “Pop Culture Portraits...

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 10:01:05 -0400

ART I MADE - from the “Pop Culture Portraits Series”, “Bob Dylan” by Brian Berrebbi.

crayon

$1000.00

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Poems I Wrote My Freshman Year, No. 4 - "This Cloud And I”

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 11:33:06 -0400

from “Poems I Wrote My Freshman Year of College” series, “This Cloud And I” by Brian Berrebbi

*new poem posted every Tuesday, or more often as i feel like it.

THIS CLOUD AND I

I inquired of a passing cloud
if it might tell me its name
“Gladly”, replied the cloud,
“If you would do the same.”

I said “I admire your wandering
and the ease with which you change
in both form and in function”
“And of you i feel the same”

The sun then dimmed
As a gentle wind
then blew in
and lead us both astray

That stupid cloud.

Kirstie Alley beat me out for the role of “The Piss...

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 03:46:44 -0400

Kirstie Alley beat me out for the role of “The Piss Yourself Fairy” in this commercial.

I’ve decided to quit dating until i meet a woman who comes...

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 10:00:05 -0400

I’ve decided to quit dating until i meet a woman who comes on to me like Jadzia Dax went after Worf.

Leonard Nimoy’s cover of Joni Mitchells “Both Sides...

Sun, 11 Mar 2012 21:52:06 -0400

Leonard Nimoy’s cover of Joni Mitchells “Both Sides Now”

One of my “30 Rock” episodes is rerunning twice this...

Fri, 09 Mar 2012 16:52:00 -0500

One of my “30 Rock” episodes is rerunning twice this weekend. DVR that shit yo!

ELEGY TO GAIUS BALTAR - a poem about Battlestar Galactica

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 13:33:00 -0500

from my “POEMS ABOUT SCI-FI MOVIES & TV SHOWS” series, comes this one about the greatest show ever, Battlestar Galactica.

This only makes sense if you were as fanatical about Battlestar as i was.

ELEGY TO GAIUS BALTAR

Gaius
If they knew, would be blamed
for the colonies in flames
Are you going insane
is there a chip in your brain
or has an angel come
to guide
you
thru?

Gaius Baltar
No one understands you
the one true god commands you
Every Six demands you
get out of those pants dude
can’t believe
   you
        frakked
                    Starbuck
                                 too!!!

Baltar
bangs two cylons at a time
And meets the final five
Always gets out alive
Just trying to survive
Scientist, President, Traitor Convict, Messiah of the
One God that’s true….

Baltar
You did what you had to do.
won’t forget,
can’t regret.
what you did for you.

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joshruben: collegehumor: The Fresh Prince of Downton Abbey A...

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 13:55:52 -0500

joshruben:

collegehumor:

The Fresh Prince of Downton Abbey

A rags to fat cash story, courtesy of Victorian aristocracy and Will Smith. #remix

YES! SHOCKWAVE!

Poems I Wrote My Freshman Year, No. 3 - The Sock Poem

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 15:36:00 -0500

From the “Poems I Wrote My Freshman Year of College Series”-
“The Sock Poem” by Brian Berrebbi

*new poem posted every Tuesday, or more often as i feel like it.

THE SOCK WHO CRIED

In the laundry pile
A sock has gone wild
He rebels against the status quo

He longs to be free
He screams “You’ll no longer wear me”
But he’s buried beneath the t-shirts.

He’s got a hole in the toe
Worn thin at the sole
His color faded long ago

They say that he’s worn
They say that he’s torn
They say that he can’t go on

The feet that he’s known
Have made the young sock old
Trampled and hampered, he cries,

“Let me go.
Let my people go.
All the socks and all the clothes.”

Stomped on and stamped
Crushed, twisted and cramped,
Trampled and hampered, he cries.

the 90’s. Home sweet home. You must click this link (via...

Mon, 05 Mar 2012 00:10:56 -0500

the 90’s. Home sweet home. You must click this link

(via 48 Pictures That Perfectly Capture The ’90s)

nick mougis: If there was ever a day to post this...

Sat, 03 Mar 2012 14:57:50 -0500

nick mougis: If there was ever a day to post this... :

mougis:

Thanks for your support, everyone.

its been a beautiful year so far.

hope you understand that i post this in good spirits, and with love for all involved!

-nick

161.

I wrote this last year.

I thought I’d post it, then I never did… i wanted to let it all cool off… besides, enough people…

This guy - GACKT - is the Justin Timberlake of Japan. This is...

Sat, 03 Mar 2012 03:52:26 -0500

This guy - GACKT - is the Justin Timberlake of Japan.

This is what happens when your drop nuclear bombs on people.