December 17, 2009 | 07:44 PM

Middle-aged drag queens from the midwest that half-ass it scare the crap out of me. You see them pretty often on COPS. This is one is singing about her Candy Bra. Terrifying

erockappel:

Thank you, Justin Purnell, for the most insane thing I’ve ever seen.

purns:

I look forward to taking this incredibly creepy video down in the morning. Enjoy it for now!