Brian Berrebbi

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Nov 9
“It’s almost like desiring Pam Anderson is like admitting that - sexually - you have no creativity”
-Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Chuck Klosterman
This sentence has absolutely no relevance to my life.
healywu:

“2. Leisel Meminger becomes the heavyweight champion of the schoolyard.”
The Book Thief, Markus Zusak.
icanlurn:

“I had never called his house before - somehow our friendship had nothing to do with telephones - but that afternoon I dialed his number.”
Dangerous Laughter - Steven Millhauser
tinatownusa:

“She closed her eyes, kept her feet moving, one primly before the other, like a high-wire walker or a princess.”
Sweet and Vicious - David Schickler
Hmmm… yeah, that’s a bit spooky actually.

“It’s almost like desiring Pam Anderson is like admitting that - sexually - you have no creativity”

-Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Chuck Klosterman

This sentence has absolutely no relevance to my life.

healywu:

“2. Leisel Meminger becomes the heavyweight champion of the schoolyard.”

The Book Thief, Markus Zusak.

icanlurn:

“I had never called his house before - somehow our friendship had nothing to do with telephones - but that afternoon I dialed his number.”

Dangerous Laughter - Steven Millhauser

tinatownusa:

“She closed her eyes, kept her feet moving, one primly before the other, like a high-wire walker or a princess.”

Sweet and Vicious - David Schickler

Hmmm… yeah, that’s a bit spooky actually.

(via khealywu)


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