Brian Berrebbi

Jan 4

Around 1:30am, all the CNN Anchors waiting for caucus results lose their shit.

Ron Paul scores an upset! Who’d have thought Republicans would ever vote for an old rich white guy.

Dec 29

If i could sing and play guitar, this is what i would do.

Perfect Strangers, acoustic cover.

Dec 21

North Korean LMFAO "Party Rock" horror-showcase

Very funny. But also a reminder that in North Korea people’s entire value is being pixels. Most people in the video is malnourished and living in constant fear that if they dont step correctly or smile enough, everyone in their family is sent to a concentration camp.

One of the all time best stoner monologues

I am going to put a picture of President Garfield in a frame because i love lasagna, of course.

Dec 3

from the 1975 Marvel Comics adaptation of Planet of The Apes and Beneath Planet of the Apes, titled “Adventures on The Planet of the Apes”

This is one of the underrated scenes of the film where Charlton Heston gives a monologue about how he fucked LOTS of women and didnt give a shit, and the future is casual sex. He delivers theis speech to a mute de-volved female he just boned, who doesn’t understand English.

Nov 25

Why yes, i think i shall see “The Artist, a b&w silent French film that’s an homage to hollywood’s golden era “The Artist” starring the hilarious Jean Dujardin cause it looks fucking amazing. Or i can go see “Jack & Jill” and my brains will leak out of my ears like the cheese out of a hot pocket that’s put in the microwave too long.

Nov 18

To infinity, anus beyond!

That is the worst one i can think of.

No wait - Butt Infinity, Butt Beyond!

(via Buzz Lightyear Should Not Be Inside Your Ass)

(via Cosby QWOP [Ugly Sweaters])

Elderplan has this fuckyeah commercial that’s all about how awesome being old is, since you get to see the doctor of your choice, and do awesome shit like sit in a parked car and pretend to drive, hang out with some crazy ass bird, and perform in a band that plays fucking cookouts.