September 2010
62 posts
Where do anti-Semites go to get their taxes done?
is in Gilroy, CA. Come by the Hilton Garden Inn to party (party=watching Dancing With The Stars and go to bed at 10pm)
is going to try spinach pizza sooner or later.
WatchDC Universe Online game Trailer looks like the beginning or end of the greatest movie ever. This gives me a geek boner.
RT @seanmichaelhart: Oh, you accept payment in blowjobs, how ya gonna make change idiot?
Since I will never adopt a child, I should have the right to prevent others from doing so. Haha gays you dont get raise a loving family!
I would rather kids be stuck in orphanages than be adopted by a gay couple. Because I hate orphans.
WatchJosh Perilo wrote and directed this. Brian Fountain is in it. And so am I! ME! MEMEMEME!.
We did like fifty takes for me to get that lay-up.
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The University of Wisconsin kids Should be getting high and having orgies, not hanging outside Coldstone Creamery.
Any advice for what to do tonight in Madison, Wisconsin? #madisonwisconsin #forreal
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RT @erockappel: MTV Picks Up DEATH VALLEY!!! - Very exciting news!!! The pilot that I directed for MTV earlier this year… http://tumbl …
RT @DCpierson: Congrats to SHITTY JOBS’ @erockappel & @Charlie_Sanders! RT @NikkiFinke: MTV Picks Up 2 Scripted Comedy Series http://goo …
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Does anyone still listen to “Atom & His Package”?
How much red wine do I have to drink before it turns into Jesus blood? Cause that stuff will fuck you up. #whatjewsthink
I hope there isn’t another fight over egg mitzvah vs. regular matzah #thingswejewsthinkonpassover
Can’t we just go back to burning Judas Priest records? I guess not- Judas Priest only had one hit.
The teabaggers are burning Qurans? They must’ve run out of crosses.
During the break at self-defense class today, the 9th grade girl in the class came over to me and asked “How did you survive high school?”
If there’s thing people can agree on in these troubled times, it’s that Casper Van Dien was great in Starship Troopers.
RT @seanmichaelhart: 9/11 probably would’ve gotten only one line in a revamped “We didn’t start the fire.”
Dear Japan - please stop trying to fuck robots.
If there’s thing people can agree on in these troubled times, it’s that Casper Van Diemen was great in Starship Troopers.
I like to pretend i have a wealthy secret admirer, named Unemployment Office.
Getting a drunk tweet is like winning a mini popularity contest.
Can someone catch me up on the past 3 seasons of Degrassi Next Gen?
Mr. Mom, Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Home Alone, Baby’s Day Out. John Hughes was the Benjamin Button of screenwriting.
The elaborate ornamentalism of the Peacock’s tail has distracted us from it’s hilarious name.
Watching Kids In The Hall’s “Death Comes to Town” for the third time and it keeps getting better.
Pharmacist: “Do you have any questions about your Percocet prescription?” Me: “What wine does it go well with?”
What if this is a recurring dream?
Without MadTV there’s no one to do the True Blood/Jersey Shore parody, with Vampire Bill and Snookie Stackhouse. “Snookie!”
Be careful what you wish for. For example - cancer.
Pinched nerve killing me. Is there some twitter based doctor who can @ me a prescription? I have #insurance.
Have a pinched nerve in my back. Please send morphine.