“Sometimes it seems to me that my younger self spent most of his time dreaming up things he could do to make my older self miserable.”
- from Golden Globe by John Varley
September 04, 2010 | 12:00 AM
September 03, 2010 | 12:04 AM
Its the little things that make life worth living. Specifically little furry things. So adorable you’ll puke.
September 02, 2010 | 11:40 PM
I now own the phone number 347-roboc0p. True. (the last 0 is a zero, Murphy).
September 02, 2010 | 11:40 PM
“Hitting Miami, New York City, and the Hamptons.” #HurricaneEarlorPDiddy?
September 02, 2010 | 11:40 PM
September 02, 2010 | 08:04 PM
18% of Americans believe Obama is Muslim, 21% in the existence of witches
According to a recent poll, 18% of Americans think Obama is Muslim.
According to other Gallup polls:
18% of Americans believe the Sun revolves around the earth. (http://www.gallup.com/poll/3742/new-poll-gauges-americans-general-knowledge-levels.aspx)
21% believe in the existance of witches (http://www.gallup.com/poll/16915/three-four-americans-believe-paranormal.aspx)
24% of Americans got wrong/couldn’t name what country America declared independence from. (http://www.gallup.com/poll/3742/new-poll-gauges-americans-general-knowledge-levels.aspx)
When did polling become an episode of Jaywalking?
Also, what is FoxNews doing about these damn witches?!
September 02, 2010 | 07:23 PM
Clown college? I went to clown university!!
September 02, 2010 | 07:22 PM
September 01, 2010 | 07:37 PM
Fan fiction has always had a special place in my heart. This video hits right in so many places that appeal directly to me.
And here’s the updated link. Real Fan Fiction performed by hilarious people.
August 30, 2010 | 02:10 PM
@mattandclaudina sent me awesome Onion swag! So of course i set it up in a little tableau and took a picture of it. Thanks guys!
Also, am i spelling swag right? or is it shwag?
August 20, 2010 | 12:22 AM
The Last Exorcism is running a viral campaign on chatroulette, so dudes are lead to think they are gonna see boobs, but instead get the crap scared out of them. Here are their reactions.
August 18, 2010 | 11:31 PM
When I ask what you’ve been up to, do not say “Popping zits and taking shits!”
August 18, 2010 | 11:31 PM
I watched three hours of “Hot in Cleveland” and suddenly went into menopause.
August 18, 2010 | 08:45 PM
This guy built his own Daft Punk helmet in 17 months. I dutifully read the instructions, and decided that this is a tremendous waste of time. But i still want one.
August 18, 2010 | 11:56 AM
At long last, the short film that I made along with Charlie Sanders has found its way to the internets. We really had a great time putting this together, and if it does well, we might have the opportunity to do some more long form content like this on the site.
So if you like what you see, PLEASE REBLOG THIS AND SPREAD IT AROUND AS MUCH AS YOU CAN!!! SERIOUSLY!!!
Even if it’s not your cup of tea, it’s very cool that FOD let us do something like this. It was a real learning experience for both Charlie and I, and something that I’m very proud of. The running time is just under 18 minutes, but I promise, it will fly by.
Thank you and please enjoy, “THE BIG DOG!”
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