“Sometimes it seems to me that my younger self spent most of his time dreaming up things he could do to make my older self miserable.”
- from Golden Globe by John Varley
“Sometimes it seems to me that my younger self spent most of his time dreaming up things he could do to make my older self miserable.”
I now own the phone number 347-roboc0p. True. (the last 0 is a zero, Murphy).
“Hitting Miami, New York City, and the Hamptons.” #HurricaneEarlorPDiddy?
According to a recent poll, 18% of Americans think Obama is Muslim.
According to other Gallup polls:
18% of Americans believe the Sun revolves around the earth. (http://www.gallup.com/poll/3742/new-poll-gauges-americans-general-knowledge-levels.aspx)
21% believe in the existance of witches (http://www.gallup.com/poll/16915/three-four-americans-believe-paranormal.aspx)
24% of Americans got wrong/couldn’t name what country America declared independence from. (http://www.gallup.com/poll/3742/new-poll-gauges-americans-general-knowledge-levels.aspx)
When did polling become an episode of Jaywalking?
Also, what is FoxNews doing about these damn witches?!
Fan fiction has always had a special place in my heart. This video hits right in so many places that appeal directly to me.
And here’s the updated link. Real Fan Fiction performed by hilarious people.
The Last Exorcism is running a viral campaign on chatroulette, so dudes are lead to think they are gonna see boobs, but instead get the crap scared out of them. Here are their reactions.
When I ask what you’ve been up to, do not say “Popping zits and taking shits!”
I watched three hours of “Hot in Cleveland” and suddenly went into menopause.
This guy built his own Daft Punk helmet in 17 months. I dutifully read the instructions, and decided that this is a tremendous waste of time. But i still want one.
At long last, the short film that I made along with Charlie Sanders has found its way to the internets. We really had a great time putting this together, and if it does well, we might have the opportunity to do some more long form content like this on the site.
So if you like what you see, PLEASE REBLOG THIS AND SPREAD IT AROUND AS MUCH AS YOU CAN!!! SERIOUSLY!!!
Even if it’s not your cup of tea, it’s very cool that FOD let us do something like this. It was a real learning experience for both Charlie and I, and something that I’m very proud of. The running time is just under 18 minutes, but I promise, it will fly by.
Thank you and please enjoy, “THE BIG DOG!”